Sunday, April 17, 2011

Typo's

Here are some jackjack typos...

brought*?

I was cooking out on sams grill last night and it brough back memories of our wonderful st. pattys day meal haha

tweedle dee and tweedle dum?!
Jackie Evans more like the truth twiddle dee and twiddle dumb (stef and sam) decided they gave up beer last night...so stupid



And this is just funny because jackie said it... 
you in the car
"hola chica, you know when you say hola chica its bad for the economy. Cause all of the mexicans are coming to america -I love being political but i hate politics-and stealing our jobs. Like who would you hire? stef with a college degree or a mexican who will do it cheaper? Wow i sound really smart right now. i hate politics. people cant sing these days songs are awful. ugh im doing it again i hate politics. I dont mean to be a technical politician - i dont know the difference between technical and politician. but music sucks"

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

JACK'S UPDATED LIFE

Jackie has been on a roller coaster... of loveeeeeeeeeeeee <3 no but really, jackie is now dating ozzy. mr phil is out of the picture and we can all agree this is good for our jackjack. However, yackiejackie has turned american psycho. Ok, she may have always been a psycho but it's a good nickname for her. 
 Hey guys! Sorry its been forever... been so busy creeping on jackjack's life. Here are some statuses... enjoy!!

getting ready to drawl old nude people... oh yea !

Making my first every home made chicken noodle soup !!!!
Jackie Evans id rather be a big spoiled baby then an ass


No spelling/ grammar errors but someone MAY or may not have a drinking problem.... 

drinking all day so that I can continue to drink all night, I love st patties day :)

Tired, Nervous, Worried, and ready to drink tonight...

Theres just something about semi warm weather that screams start drinking as early as possible :)
March 19 at 6:06pm ·  · 



There is hope though... jackjack has seen the light and admits she has a problem..

im a moron cause i cant pass the moron test first round





JACK THE CRACKHEAD!!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

DAY 1 OF DATING PHIL

what yall doing tomorrow day
heyyyy i'm home now
and that was sam btw
oh hola at tu cassa
and idk i have to cash my coins in with my momma
ARE YOU COMING TOMORROW NIGHT?!
okay yes and maybe no lol
?!
why not
okay phil asked me to sleep over and i havent had sex with my boyfriend yet lol so i said yes
and even if i do i can still come with him[
and then go to his place
you are a big fag
you won't come
however him and drew were talkign about going somewhere tomorrow so idk
i want to
and i want to bring phil
ps ozzy wrote on my wall :(
i know thats why i called you
but you have to come jackie
its like all of us
cause we wont be getting drunk together new years
we wont see you for a while because you have a BOYFRIEND (!)
true statement
ahh not true
all of the above are true
so therefore you have to come
like seriously
its just been like this cause its the first few days we are dating
okay well ill talk to phil it starts at 9 correct
it starts whenever
whenever we get there*
haha you just need to pick a time
anyways, you need to come
thats settled
okay cause il need to talk to him about what the plans are an what not and ill try and bring him if not try and get out of "our" plans
ps is it wierd that i still dont really feel like we are dating and still doesnt know if he likes me ........or is it just cause we have been practically dating or 4 yrs so it shouldnt seem much different
i will kill you
ps when i said our plans i ment mine and phis
WILL KILL YOU JACKIEEEEEE
why?
you need to relax. take some pills
you are freaking out!!
if what
oh sorry
malpe pine oak
hahah the whole situation! and you knowwww it
ahhhhh betttter lol
hahaha yes yes, keep doing that
i end work early tomorrow
i be done at 4 ho
4realz?
4shille
shizzllee
yeah dude thats sweeeeeeeet
i know right
listen you need to talk to phil and CUM tomorrow
wait ps whats my blog url
LITERALLY
cum really lol
1:56am
haha yes i do
i am a huge supporter and preecher of dirty jokes

a facebook conversation

1:07am
hey sorry i messed your call earlier i was in the shower